Can’t Find Filbert!
No, there’s not a filbert shortage. Filberts are still available in massive quantities. In fact, I just bought three pounds of them at Costco. It’s Filbert the turtle that’s gone missing. My Filbie’s gone, guys! I’m not sure what to do. You might think you wouldn’t get attached to a turtle, but I’m totally attached. Filbert had just started sleeping with me. He could crawl up into my bed! I was totally baffled as to how Fil made it up into my bed, but he did it! Now I guess I can understand how he’s missing. If a turtle can crawl into a queen sized bed, he can definitely escape. The thing is, I didn’t even get the idea that Filbert wanted to leave. He seemed totally happy. This is just so perplexing. Filbert’s been gone since Wednesday, and all I have left is a little pile of almond crumbs. Strangely enough, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective was just on TBS. Pretty damn funny, and it’s given me the idea to possibly find a pet detective to look for Filbert. Hopefully, I can find someone who can help me. People search helped me find Filbert in the first place…I just hope it can help me find him again. There’s this helpful link about finding your biological parents, but honestly I’m not thinking about that right now. Wish me luck, guys.
